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A flashlight stuck out of a car window to be used as a headlight. It can be done because the driver can't afford working headlights, or for style.
People pointed and laughed at Gerald as he drove down the street bumpin' tunes out of his boombox, with his ghetto headlight lightin' up the street. Some people thought he was mad cool but others thought he was just cheap.
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An orgasm that occurs during road head.
She took me to the BEST headlight disco last night.
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You know those people you see driving down the road at 1 in the afternoon on a sunny day with their headlights on for no reason? Yeah, those people.
Buddy, stop being a headlight whore and turn your headlights off, the sun is blinding my vision enough.
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When two grown ass adults refuse to dim their brights as they approach each other.
Karen wrecked her car because she refuses to lose at headlight chicken.
Getting poked in the eye with a penis, and, therefore, not being able to see out of that eye. Usually occurs during fellatio.
My girlfriend tried to give me a blowjob on a roller coaster, and she ended up losing a headlight.
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The wide eyed gaze you get from your spouse or significant other when you tell them shocking or unusual news. A play on words from "deer in headlights."
Jane: What did your husband say about your secret $5000 shopping spree?
Margaret: Nothing. He just gave me the dear in headlights look.
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when a man is receiving oral sex from his partner and chooses at a random time to stick his fingers in his partner's ears resulting in a surprised partner with bulging eyes and two thumbs up look like antlers.
Susie was sucking me off with her eyes closed, so I deer in the headlights her and whoa!
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