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the worst feeling in the world because your muscles contract and you feel like crying
I was dry heaving today and i was pissed
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It's that moment in time when the dry heaves start to change. When you transition to the copious amounts of spit and drool that is the opening act for the full vomit show.
I try to go back to cleaning out the vomit pool in the car seat, but my "moist heaves" are building momentum, each one bringing me closer to full throttle tummy trouble.
To take a crap similar in shape and form as a Cuban Havanah cigar to pinch a loaf
Dude where's your crapper, I gotta heave a havanah this minite.
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crapping out a turd resembling the shape of a havanna cigar.
The man asked the host for directions to the bathroom, because he had to "heave a havanna".
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When the schphincter muscles give in to the inner pressure of the rectum and spell forth a massive amount of doo-doo.
Gosh! Indian food made my tummy upset I feel I may need to ass heave.
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Vomiting after drinking iced liquor; or puking after taking a shot from an ice luge. Also, puking after drinking any winter or cold associated alcoholic beverage.
"Look at that fucker frost heaving!" "Damn that nigga left one hell of a giant frost heave on your porch and your dog is eating it."
The term used to describe a parent's hair when their baby's projectile vomit has successfully coated mommy or daddy's hair and is now running down said parent's back.
It took nearly an hour to remove the stench of my heave weave, after the apple-prune baby food disagreed with little Timmy's stomach.