naked heed

bald head

You've got a naked heed!

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bible heed

to be totally in love with god and jesus. often attends maranatha.. also doesnt like to swear.

boy: duuuuude, i wana lay emily haxton!
other boy: you have no chance.. shes a bible heed.

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Boggle yer heed

To boggle yer heed means to allow someone to give you a blow job

C’mere you and al boggle yer heed
If you gies a strawberry kiss al let ye boggle ma heed

Och ma heed

A Scottish mantra. Most associated with imbibing to excess in the recent past.

Englishman no. 1See that guy over there? The redhead collapsed in the street, conveniently over a drain, wearing a kilt with a sporran, whilst spastically hugging a Whiskey vomit soaked set of Bagpipes?

Englishman no. 2 You mean that strange chap that last night staggered into a nearby biker pub in London's East End threatening to kill everybody?

Englishman no. 1 Yes! Well... you know what? I reckon there's a fair chance he might be Scottish! Listen! He's feebly chanting 'och ma heed'.

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Rip the heed off it

To masturbate the scottishh way

Saves gone to the bog to rip the heed off it again , he must be bored at work.

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Rip Yir Heed Aff

to take some 1s head of, usually said in anger

"I m gonna rip u r heed aff n shite doon u r neck!"

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away boil yer heed

Polite word of telling someone to fuck off when you can't be bothered with them.

Guy1: hiya, did you hea...
*guy2 interupts*
Guy2: away boil yer heed ya daft cunt!