Hench Stench

The hench (UK slang for big and bulky/muscular) combined with "hench stench" so as to describe a bad smell - chiefly from a bodily source but can relate to environmental smells

Used as an anthropomorphism of a particulary smelly fart.

Piers: What was that sound?

Wally: Errrr..

*2 seconds passes*

Piers: Mate, that was a HENCH STENCH!

Hench As Fuck

a man who is extremely hench.
and fuckin buff.
you just wanna make love to him hes such a babe.

"Fuck me, he is hench as FUCK!"
"I just want a hench as fuck man in my life."

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Hench as a horse

Some tank ass mother fucker, who has the pure strength of a stallion!

Terry: Fuck me that black guys hench!!
Davis: Yeah man, he's hench as a horse!

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Bare Henching

To steal one's orange juice in the morning. Usually performed whilst being hungover.

Ben, I have been Bare Henching all the orange juice, hanging out my arse!

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stealth hench

being ripped from working out in the gym, but nobody can tell because you have to many tattoos

Guy 1 : Jim's as skinny as a twig
Guy 2 : No way hes stealth hench

Hench town

when someone is in good physical shape, and is strong, they may be considered to be in hench town

hey man, ive gotten kinda fat. I'm gunna work out everyday till i'm in hench town

hench pooch

a masculine girl, possibly with big muscles

your a hench poocher