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myracle henson

The weirdest person you will ever met.

person 1: Omg who is that?She's so weird
person 2: oh that's Myracle.
person 1: Myracle who?
person 2: Myracle Henson
person 1: oh that explains it.

by Myracle Henson January 28, 2018

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Jim Henson's Disease

Any illness which the sufferer elects to ignore, because they're too busy with work and/or too shy to bother other people about trivialities like their own rapidly deteriorating health.

Jim Henson famously died of pneumonia, but not wanting to be a 'bother' to hospital people, delayed going until it was too late.

Go home and rest. We don't need anyone dying of Jim Henson's Disease here!

by evildave January 23, 2011

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Jim Henson Job

A Jim Henson Job is funkyism of the cockney slang "muppet"; Jim Henson being the creator of the popular childrens television characters and franchise "The Muppets". Basically it means you're an idiot, fool, or twit.

What did you do that for? You're a Jim Henson Job

by Funkyisms March 18, 2016

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kenzie henson

my favorite person in this whole world, lil peej's wifey, & my best friend 💍💍💍💍💍💍

y/n : wowowow whos that shes really pretty

addi : oh thats kenzie henson

by baylenlevineswife April 25, 2022


charlie henson and caleb knobel

Only the sexiest men on the earth with the best podcast

Charlie Henson and Caleb knobel got the best podcast

by September 15, 2020


Henson Hands

N.) A sexual act where the giver performs a beejwhile tickling the receiver's butthole and balls at the same time, eventually ending up wrist-deep in the poo launcher thus causing them to flail around like an excited Kermit the Frog puppet

Gotdamn! Shaqueshia's a freak. She was doing things to me that had me freaking out screamin' "YAAAAAAY!" She got them "Henson Hands."

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019