herring

the feeling after you just keefe a Marijuana roll

ouuu imma lil bit herring because of that keefe Marijuana

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Her

The one for you.

I love her.

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Her

What is it that

You pray for her everyday?

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Herring

Afro'd White man with an unhealthy interest in children, and asian porn.
Epically fails at guitar and most social situations.

'Id watch it if i were you, you've had a herring following you all the way from school'

'There's a herring with a telescope in that window'

'Stop trying to do something you suck at, your being such a herring'

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nudge her and fudge her

The act of trying to wake your partner up in the middle of the night for sex. When she doesnt wake up, you ass blast her any who.

My fucking wife wouldnt wake up last night so I had to nudge her and fudge her. When I was done I realized she was dead.

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hump her and dump her

v. To have sex with a girl and never make contact with her again

guy 1: Im never going to see her again so i dont want to make a move
guy 2: Its ok man hump her and dump her! You'll never see her again!

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bang her and hang her

When 2 people fuck and then the guy leaves her
Synonym: Hit it and Quit it

Scott talked to taylor but he just wanted to bang her and hang her

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