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A Natural occurring phenomenon where a French person taking part in any semi-strenuous activity will complain within minutes of the activity's starting, often during hikes.
Known remedies include : resting, cheese, and giving up.
Not to be confused with french cries
Pierre : My legs hurt, who chose this hike ?!
Moira : I think Pierre is coming down with a case of French Hiker Syndrome again
When one partner is performing oral sex on their knees with the recipient in a standing position. The 'performer' then closes one hand in a thumbs-up position and inserts the full length of the thumb into the partner's rectum. Giving the in-and-out motion reminiscent of a hitch-hiker.
"Sally sucked my cock last night and gave me the ol' Flemish hitch-hiker, my ass is still sore!"
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When a man is sitting on the coutch and a lady friend comes to sit by you and you stick your thumb out for her to sit on.
Come sit over here so i can give you a Lazy hitch hiker
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Deputy Ryans partna Deputy Daly.
Ryans:LOOOKIE who it is! It's dem damn bois! Cum on Gay Hitch Hiker lets make dem bois suck on dis caulk!
Daly:OK Sir I'll git da camera!
Ryans:Hey Todddlah! Hey JerRed! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSuck on dis Caulk!
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the worlds best book series that has the disadvantage of having a horrible movie assosiated with it
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lazy hitch hiker is the man that sits next to the road with his thumb out rather than standing or walking.
Alternate definition:
A sign sold by Midnights Madness in the form of a giant thumb to help lazy hitch hikers get more rides.
www.midnightsun88888.blogspot.com
I'm not picking up that lazy hitch hiker. that guy is so lazy he can barely stick his thumb out.
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Hybrid Hiker
A hiker that is a combination of the modern hiker, Bushcrafter, survivalist adventurer. Taking bits from every style and putting together to become a hybrid hiker.
Are you a hiker or a Bushcrafter? Well I’m a combination of both. I consider it to be a hybrid hiker.