the number subject where it crushes your dreams and eventually scar you because who knows history might tell you that your great great great grandpa is napolean or it will tell that your pet dog is the korean version of chicken
history: noun. the subject that would tell that your not the first person on the damn moon #jealous bitch
A subject that is supposed to help people learn from mistakes made in the past but only teaches you how petty and whimsical people really were back then.
I learnt a chapter in history today and was shocked to read that Caesar had been backstabbed by his friend. Literally.
I secret drug schools make your kids without you knowing, they make it sound like a subject when it's really a brain washing drug that makes kids misbehave.
I need want some History right now.
History is the past era of a event that occurred such as:
1) The history behind my family
2) The history of the world
3) Don't look at my search history
An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, with rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
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A series of lies agreed upon by people who call them selves "historians"
History is at most 80% correct durring any given event(s).
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Slang for prescription pain killers, such as Percocet and Vicodin.
Justin was awake all night doing history. Maybe that's why he went to Hirams and now has that big grin on his face.
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