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When someone (usually speaking for or about a religion) claims that their beliefs are the one and only truth. While they may not directly impress their beliefs on others, they speak of their beliefs as if it is not possible that the literally thousands of other belief structures out there could be a correct one.
"The only truth in this world is that Christ is the one true savior"
"Hey man, no one knows which religion is right or wrong in the end, not even you, so quit truth hoarding"
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Collecting musical instruments for the sake of owning them with no intention of learning them. Those who do it are known as Instrument Hoarders or a Pretentious Douche Bag
Girl: So my boyfriend just bought a mandolin. He's so artistic and deep.
Guy: Orly? Does he know how to play?
Girl: No...
Guy: Your boyfriend is a pretentious instrument hoarding douche.
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The act of throwing away hoarded items in your home or various places.
Hey, what are you doing today? Oh I'm reverse hoarding today.
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The act of playing on a drum set without considering the people around you. Drum Hoarders typically frustrate company due to the volume of play or the lack of giving other people a turn.
A Drum Hoarder does not have to be good at playing drums; they only play it for a very long period of time, typically with company.
Drum Hoarding also relates to people who spend a large amount of time trying demo drum sets at a store, oblivious to the people possibly waiting in line for a turn.
is jim in the back Drum Hoarding again?
Yes
Well I guess we won't leave the store for another hour
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Any person who owns more than 2 dogs.
Me: Man, Jud just got ANOTHER dog - a black lab puppy. . . This is like their 3rd dog.
Wife: That's dog hoarding.
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The act of taking or buying another's previously hoarded items for the purposes of your own hoarding.
My grandmother hits yard sales at 6 am to buy a bunch of crap she can re-hoard.
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