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Trying to hock up a popcorn husk that is stuck in the back of the throat or on the back of the tongue. Those devilish little fuckers act like suction cups and sometimes a hock hack will loosen them.
Some dude in the theater had the husk hock so bad he sounded like a dog yakking on a bone
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stickam celebrity, has a square but beautiful head. has hair longer then his dick, and loves the ugliest girls.
John Hock is DTF
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Located in the desolate, wooded hills of rural Ohio. This is a place where park ranger trainees that walk around with fake guns, and firefighters start fires and put out the same fire every day. School dress code: Carhart, hunting camouflage, sleeveless tees, boots, and jeans. To fit in you must smoke reefer. 4x4 required to reach campus.
Hocking College
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to participate in self gratification
Last night I went home chilled out, watched Fargo, and hocked my ham. I was hocking ham all night.
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A distorted or very unattractive pair of womens breats. Symptons include misaligned nipples, sagging flap jacks, or plain unsightly pair of tits.
Damn that girl has a nasty set of Ham Hocks
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coughing so much that you almost / are sick
Person 1 " you ok ?"
Person 2 " nah man, I was so ill I was hocking and bocking everywhere"
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When the inside of your ass gets itchy.
Glen: Oh boys lets go down to Texas!
John: Glen are you gonna give me a pearl necklace when we get there?
*Glen is frantically scratching the inside of his ass and it appears as though hes fingering his own ass hole*
John: what the fuck are you doing mate?
Glen: FUCK ME I GOT MYSELF ONE OF THE WORST CASES OF HOLE HOCK! FUCK IM READY TO TEAR MY BALOON KNOT OUT AND TREAD ON THAT SUCKER!
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