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a stupid fag that thinks he is the best at counter-strike but really likes to suck dick all night
Grande el Hombre sucks at Counter-Strike and likes to suck his brothers cock.
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Milk from a mans breast in a glass with ice
Ted: do you want some Leche De Hombre
Nick: thanks I love mans milk
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The sexiest Latin Pop Rock Band of the 80s, consisted of David Summers, Dani Mezquita, Javier Molina, and Rafa Guiterrez. They made hit such as Devuelveme a mi chica, Te Quiero, El Ataque de Las Chicas Crocodilos, and Marta tiene un marcapasos, among the long collection of songs they produced from 1985 to 1992.
Emanuel: Ayo I'm learning Te Quiero by Hombres G on my guitar
Manuel: Hombres what?
Emanuel: I should smack you upside the head for that one chief.
The Ombre Hombre walks around with a shlong in between his thighs. Some may call it his third leg. This is his super power. It gives him the ability to masturbate up to 7 times a day. It is also is his weakness leaving no time for me, mrs. vagina.
The Ombre Hombre is to busy for you right now !
A sarcastic term used to describe a try hard young white adult male who takes a trip to Cancun to party with strippers but instead gets gang banged by two trannys after one two many sex on the beaches.
Luke: Did you hear about Jason's trip to Cancun? He tried to make himself sound like a stud but apparently got penetrated by trannys.
Joe: He sure is one Dirty Hombre.
n. A penis that looks hard enough for sexual penetration, but upon attempt to do so, turns out not to be
n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.
"I thought I could get harder by putting it in, but my 'soft hombre' just smushed against her hips like a marshmallow.