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Horizontally Challenged

An overweight person.

I'm sick of being horizontally challenged, it's time to get a gym membership around here!

by Mr Natural June 8, 2007

134๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Horizontally Tall

The posh way of saying fat.

This geezer at the chicken shop is Horizontally Tall

by xXSuperKIDDXx October 2, 2018


horizontally dropped

Breaking a cellular phone by throwing it.

I will be out of contact for a while, my phone was horizontally dropped.

by ShimSham May 12, 2017


Double Horizontal

The act of two people having sex while laying down horizontally on to one another.

"I want to bust a double horizontal on yo ass."

by Phi-boy April 24, 2003

67๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


horizontal jogging

British Sexual intercourse.

Hey Britney, fancy some horizontal jogging?

by Dunky Oggins October 18, 2003

94๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


horizontal lambada

It means exactly what it implies... Sex. Known in some old skool club circles as a very classic club tune from the mid 90's by DJ Lace. Features the "We're gonna have an orgasm" samples.

"Say girl/guy, would you like to dance the horizontal lambada with me?"

by clubby1 April 15, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


horizontal polka

Hungarian for sex

At the drive-in, the teenagers did the horizontal polka.

by Jesus Of Nazereth September 15, 2003

45๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž