Hork

To laugh while consuming food or beverage, expelling said consumable out one's nose

I was reading a post on the message board, and I horked pepsi out my nose, it was so funny!

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hork

v. horked, horking, horker, horkage
1. To consume rapidly
2. To take in excess
(also spelled "horck")

I just horked down a pound of cheddar cheese, and now I'm going to vomit.

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horking

Large and ominous.

He found a big, horking bug on his dashhoard.

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hork

a sexual manuever involving two males and one female. The female situates herself between the two males on her hands and knees. Takes one male in the mouth, the other in either the ass or pussy. At some surprise moment the two males who are facing each other grab hands and pull towards one another, the female involuntarily makes the noise "hoork!" The two males then laugh and high five thus completing the hork.

We gave thatgirl a hork

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hork

To mess something up

If you click the virus infected file, you will HORK the computer.

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hork

to throw, screw up, break, yank, spit, spit on, or throw up on

I horked the thing too hard, and now it's horked. So I horked it against the wall and then horked on it.

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Horked

The failure of computer networking Hardware.

This router is horked.

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