horn

Slang term for the penis; Believed to have originated in Buffalo, NY from a hockey team. The term found it's way to Brantford, ON and eventually to Hamilton, ON where it is now a somewhat common name for the penis.

"Man, that woman is driving me fucking bonkers"

"Just tell her to get over here and milk your horn"

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horned

I word used by old gay white men who are aesthetically unappealing, also known as ugly.

Horned over here...lookin' for fresh meat to tame this little beast between my flabby pale legs.

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horn

1. A telephone.

2. A device honked by all yuppies and soccer moms when they lock their Lexuses, BMWs, or SUVs at the mall. It is a trumpet fanfare announcing to one and all that they are now locking their cars.

Megan can't come down now, she's on the horn.

Like all good soccer moms, Flannery blasts her horn a few times when she locks her Excursion.

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horns

An annoying wigger who lives off his grandmother's money while affecting a nonexistent knowledge of hip hop. Typically, he's attracted to other people's girlfriends and will in fact buy them extravagant presents while never getting any action.

Dude, I wish horns would stfu about hip hop when he doesn't even know the artist's names.

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Horn

Slang for beer.

First used by Kizuel on the Madoshi message board.

I'm on my second horn.

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horn

1. One of the bony, permanent, hollow paired growths, often curved and pointed, that project from the upper part of the head of certain mammals, as cattle, sheep, goats, or antelopes.

2. A synonym for penis, named after the similarities to the first definition. Both are hard, permanent, curved and pointed.

3. An instrument for making a noticeable sound, often used on vehicles such as cars, motorcycles, bicycles, etc.

4. A trumpet.

5. A symbol of power or strength.

Bob: "I saw his huge animal with horns on the road, so I instinctively honked on the horn while putting some pressure on the breaks. I stopped a few inches short of it--the bastard didn't move the whole time--and hopped out to lecture it on road safety. It looked so cute that I whipped out my horn and began making anal love to it, while I belched out some notes from a horn I always carry around with me--yeah, I'm kinky like dat!

Jim: Dude... you are the greatest horn in history!

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horned

To viciously ram an object or person from the back with little to no warning.

Andrew horned his car into Nico's.
Andrew fucked Nico from the back.

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