Horse

A self propelled vehicle consisting of two wheels, handlebars, and a seat. Main mode of transportation in big cities such as New York City and Chicago. Typically found in stables and horse racks. Popular brands include Haro, Trek, Mongoose, and Schwinn

Man, i just got myself a red Haro horse named Sugar from the horse auction.

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horse

1)Usually fairly large, four-legged animal. They are (or should be) grazing animals, and therefore need large pastures or careful feeding if pasture is not available. Wonderful creatures (that do not smell bad, their shit smells bad, as does their urine, but they actually smell nice)
2)Drain of time and money, not uncommon to find horse owners who spend all their money on their horses. "My other car is a horse" is a common sight on POS cars. Or "Poverty is owning a horse"
3) "Front end bites, back end kicks, and they are uncomfortable in the middle"

My horse eats better than I do

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horse

A large sum of money

Just got paid and have a big wad of horse in my pocket.

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horsed

to be fucked by a male horse up ur bum without ur consent!

Mr Oller looked after a horse for a day and got a ass full of horse cum!

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horse

A horse is a beautiful kind and gentle animal they have tons of personality and can say things to you with out even saying anything. I have a horse and he's my world he's my best friend. There's no way to actually describe the relationship between a horse and their human treat them right and you'll have a best friend with endless love. <3

I love my horse he's my world

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The Horse

In essence, a booty call. The horse is that girl you always call when you want to have crazy backseat sex. The horse is called, 'the horse' because she gets ridden a lot, and because she looks like one.

Yeah, I was feeling the heat so I called Emma 'cause shes the horse.

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Horsed

A Scottish term for a lengthy, rampant session of charged sexual intercourse often fuelled by alcohol. Can frequently involve accidental injury to oneself or the other party as a result of drunken miss-coordination. Frequently culminates in the male becoming flaccid and frustrated before falling asleep.

Alright love, how's about we get you home and have you 'Horsed'?

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