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Sarah and I went to a 90's house party new year's night 2010.
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These are the Four Sacred Truths of The Big-Booty Bottom Bitch himself, Daddy Jakeypoo.
Thou doth handcuffs thyself to thine bedpost during the act of sexual intercourse
His Daddyness doest enjoy ins'rting a dildo into his rampallian during amorous rite
The divine Daddyness doth also enjoyeth the reception of intercourse through the floppy pocket pussy whilst handcuffed to thine holy bedpost
Thine most holiest of Phat Cocks hast been reveal’d to us unworthy mortals as uncircumcised with curdles of thine most delicious cheese held within
For every house party, a role must be filled to maintain the sacred balance of the almighty Lauren’s Bisexuality. It is a force that balances the Sexaul Force as we know it. For every house party there must be a Lauren, for whom the others shall balance. With the Four Sacred Truths, Lauren fulfills her Straight lust. This lust, however, must be tempered and balanced by the passionate embrace of a Darcey, whom penetrates her with the Phat Cock Dildo of Lesbian Love. Just as there are Four Sacred Truths, so too must there be a forth person in the ritual, an Evalina. The Evalina is but a mere cuck that sits in the corner and observes the ritual, furling their own desires from a distance, this gives the Bisexuality an exit from the ritual and disperses the lust out into the universe, thus completing the The Holy Canon of The Leicester House Party.
Let us consult The Holy Canon of The Leicester House Party
A final party to celebrate moving out of a place.
Opposite of "House Warming Party".
Instead of guests bringing gifts for your new home, they can be given things you want to get rid of.
We're moving out of our place next month, so please come to our house cooling party this weekend. Be prepared to bid on some great things.
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Opposite of House Warming Party.
A party to celebrate moving out of a place.
We're moving out of our place next month, so you're invited to our house cooling party this Saturday. Please bring your own bag, and be prepared to go home with some lovely parting gifts.
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The process of getting a tissue, towel or wet-wipe to clean up a sexual participant's stomach, anus, lower back, mouth or vagina following sexual intercourse.
Oh he's a great guy, he helped me "clean the house after the party."
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The act of shoving sub woofers up your ass on full blast, vibrating your anal cavity and destroying you butthole.
Damn! Mark gave himself an Austrian House Party last night and he's still in hospital getting his prolapsed anus repaired.
A song by Anja Kotar that turns the traditional meaning of House Party upside down. In her case, having a house party is when you're home alone and living it up. You chill on the couch in your robe, order some takeout, and binge TV.
"I'm having a house party / Not staying up till morning / Sleep then I'll watch a movie".
"I'm having a house party / And no one else can join me / Just gonna keep it low key".