how do you do

The nickname for a maneuver in which you (1) insert your entire hand into a person's anus and (2) open your hand, as if you are about to wave it and say "how do you do?"

"I want to give my girlfriend a How Do You Do, but I'm concerned that she's a little too tight."
"Well, practice makes perfect."

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How-do-ya-do

Cocaine in powder form

Tom: When did you get to be a social butterfly Larry?
Larry: I just did a little of the how-do-ya-do

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you know how we do

What a member of a group would say to suggest that some behavior is the group style, or that it's the way they usually do things. Usually said with anything from excitement to modesty, it is the response for anything from a compliment to disgust to total disbelief.

Was that you guys last night, outside the police station?

You know it.

Dude that's AWESOME/messed up/brutal/so fucking sweet.

Hey man; you know how we do.

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that’s how we do it in mountain brook

what you say when you throw your iphone x on the ground for fun because you know your parents will buy you a new one.

“I just threw my new phone on the ground. That’s how we do it in mountain brook.”

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you know how I do

1. The catch-all phrase for expressing approval of someone's admiration of your present action. Also used to express that a present state or action is so oft-repeated, it is as habit to the speaker.

See That's how I roll and that's how we do

1a. "You got with dem 22s on yo ride, man? That's gangsta."
"Act like you know, man. You know how I do."

1b. "You still won't have a pinup in a fabulous room/On her back pickin' out baskets of fruit/(I love you boo)/
Yeah freak and Petey love you too/Ha Ha/You know how I do..." ~Petey Pablo

1c. "You got dem Now-or-Later Gators man? You stay fresh n****!"
"You know how I do."

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Tucson How Do You Do

When you kiss your friend’s dad while he’s on the toilet

Bracken: Oh yeah my dad is in the bathroom
Christian: Well in that case I’ll give him a Tucson How Do You Do!

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How much do you weigh?

It's a question that basically states let's have sex or let's make love.
As in the movie "Wild Target"

Guy: "If you need anything just call me."
Girl: " Umm ok.. Wait! How much do you weigh?"

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