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To ejaculate in your pants while giving a political speech.
"Then we're going to Washington and then we're going to take back the whitehous..ous..e..mmmMMMM...YEAAAAH...ahhhh" (*splooge*)
"Does anyone have the number for the dry cleaners?"
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The act of being LESS THAN John Kerry.
Dean < John Kerry
How do you lose to someone as retarded as Kerry?
answer: "YEEEEEEEAAAAARRRRGH!!!!!!!!!"
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A man who, despite my affiliation to the Republican Party, I would rather have as President than George W. Bush.
Howard Dean is a moderate. Therefore, he's a good politician. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's true. There are, in fact, some good politicians.
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kinda loopy but in a democratic horse race for the White House he woulda "placed" while Joe Liberman would "win" and John Kerry would only "show" Well, in an ideal world anyhow. (At least for liberals)
I'm glad W won because I'd rather not witness the continued degradation of human dignity across the globe in exchange for United Nations (food for oil)profits that benefit terrorists. also, our planet is NOT about to burn up because of that stupid kyoto treaty. Finally I'm tired of terrorists assasinating women and children in their sleep and killing innocent citizens for their fanatical beliefs that fly in the face of freedom. God Bless America.
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crazy mofo...has real charisma...better candidate than kerry or bush...should've been the democratic candidate....we would've won
"Not only are we going to New Hampshire ... we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York! And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House, Yeeeeeaaaaaargh!"
-- Democratic hopeful Howard Dean addressing supporters after the Iowa causcuses on Jan. 19, 2004.
(AP/Paul Sancya)
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Let's just state the obvious: New Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean is no Terry McAuliffe . Where the flashy former Clinton fundraiser was a gregarious ringmaster accustomed to the bling-bling of the highest non-publicly elected Democratic job around, Dean is almost a seminarian in his approach to the post. And, oddly, his style seems to fit with the party's bid to build its blue-collar base--just as McAuliffe's meshed with the DNC's need to raise gobs of money and go high tech.
What's so different? McAuliffe would limo around town, dropping in at the Palm to huddle with Washington big shots. The 2004 presidential hopeful, by contrast, takes the bus or subway, buying his own $1.35 ticket. Sometimes he bums rides from staffers or walks the four blocks to the Capitol for meetings. "Please Call Me Howard" never flies first class and always carries his own bags.
Other signs of the ex-guv's modest style: He eats at his desk, stays in a cheap D.C. hotel, and likes oxford shirts and penny loafers. Affectionately dubbed a "geek" by pals, he's often glued to his cellphone and loves E-mail. "His expertise is grass roots and his lifestyle is no different," says an associate. So far, Washington likes what it sees, surprised he's not the oddball that newsies pegged him as last year. Says an aide, smiling: "They're giving him a shot."
It's funny how the DC crowd is amazed that someone like Howard Dean would fly coach, carry his own bags, take the subway and asks people to call him by his first name. The dude is normal.
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