hulu and commitment

Opposite of "Netflix and Chill" used to describe a lasting relationship without sex every night with netflix on in the back

Bruh. Did yall Netlix and Chill?
Nah. We doing that thing called Hulu and Commitment

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hulu and commitment

A play on the standard hookup phrase "Netflix and chill," this update is for those looking to binge watch tv shows with another person while in a relationship.

Person A: hey, you wanna Netflix and chill?
Person B: I think we might be ready for Hulu and commitment ;)

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Hulu and handjob

Similar to Netflix and chill, but disappointing.

She invited me over for Netflix and chill, but it turned out to be a Hulu and handjob.

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hulu and handjobs

Like netflix and chill, and amazon and anal but with more sexual activity.

Sharkisha: Wanna come over for netflix and chill tonight?
Quan: Nah..
Skarkisha: How bout some Amazon and Anal?
Quan : No sorry
Skarkisha: Fine maybe some hulu and handjobs?
Quan: Yes of course!

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Hulu Effect

When you see a commercial so many times, you start to hate the product even if you used to be an avid fan before.

Hulu typically displays the same ads to people for 2-3 weeks in a row, making it's viewers go insane.

"I have seen the same Toyota ad so many times on Hulu that I wish all Toyotas would explode."

"It's the HULU Effect!"

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hulu and hangout

Similar to Netflix and Chill, this means to travel to your partners house and fuck with Hulu in the background.

Weird John are going to Hulu and Hangout tonight and get crazy

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hulu and hang

Another way of saying 'Netflix and chill' which is a code for two people going to each others houses and fucking or doing other sexual related acts

Matt asked me to come over and hulu and hang but we ended up fucking.

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