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The act of sucking a loved ones penis who is plagued with kidney stones. The main objective of sucking said kidney stones out of his penis is to then swallow them.
My partner's been in horrendous pain lately with kidney stones, luckily I'll be willing to administer a Hungarian hoover
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The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian stool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian stools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian stools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.
Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian stool before you leave?
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When farting in bed you force your partner under the blanket. Then you completely seal the space under the blanket so that no air gets in. Just sit back, relax and let him/her enjoy the fumes.. This is the infamous hungarian oven!
Last night Bill gave me the hungarian oven.
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The act of pulling your dick out out of a girl as you cum, so that your dick flicks upward and flings the cum into the girls face.
I bet you can't pull off a Hungarian slingshot on that girl tonight!
It is a sex game. It's like the Cincinnati Switcheroo, but with a Russian Roulette twist. You and your friends ejaculate in tha same condom, mix it, than give the condom to an other guy, who was not part of the game. He than does the good ol' Cincinnati Switcheroo. 9 months later, the guy who got the baby lose.
We did the Hungarian Switcheroo 9 months ago and I lost, now Janice demand child support.
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In programming, a coding standard where all variables are tagged so you can tell their datatype by looking at the name. Microsoft likes hungarian notation, I do not. It is useful when naming GUI objects though.
nonhungarian notation:
int number;
string name;
double value;
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hungarian notation
int nNumber;
string strName;
double dValue;
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Aging at over 3,000 years old it is one of the Most difficult and Untranslatable languges in the world.
Guy 1: I wanna speak the Hungarian language like you!
Guy 2: Better start NOW.
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