hymen-hammer

{NOUN}
A colloquialism for the word 'penis' (both flaccid and erect) similar in meaning to pecker or woody.

{VERB}
To penetrate the vagina of a virgin female with your penis.

"I sure gave that poodle a good Hymen-Hammering with my 15 inch Hymen-Hammer!!!"

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wookie hymen

When an individual has yet to see any film from the Star Wars series, they continue to retain their wookie hymen.

How have you managed to retain your wookie hymen for this many years? STAR WARS IS THE GREATEST FILM SERIES OF ALL TIME! We're going to pop your wookie hymen by forcing you to watch A New Hope.

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hymen pirate

One who hunts and or pillages virgins using sly and conniving tactics of seduction. Generally the male is older than the virgin and has a certain stigma or allure which surrounds him, making him the subject of many young crushes.

Can be either Nerdy or arrogant, both forms exist in the natural world, and appeal to different groups of virgins.

The Most important attribute of the "Hymen Pirate" is that his victim is immediately discarded and ignored after pirating has occurred, and the booty has been found. No further interactions are to be expected.

"Kim, that guy doesn't want a relationship, he just wants your V-card, he's a bloody Hymen Pirate"

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Hymenally Challenged

Clueless Speak to describe someone who is a virgin.

Tai: Cher, you're a virgin?

Cher: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Dionne: Besides, the PC term is 'Hymenally Challenged'.

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slymenstra hymen

1. Alter ego Danyelle Stampe. A hot dancer who performs with Gwar. Known to shoot 20 foot flames from her mouth, spit blood on the audience, and wear skimpy costumes with a spiked push-up bra.

I don't care what you say, Slymenstra Hymen is fuckin' HOT!

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Hymen Trophy

A fictitious award bestowed upon a person for taking another's virginity.

Up on the mantel over there I keep my Hymen Trophy. Proudest day of my life

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Hymen Hero

A guy who is capable of giving a woman an orgasm. (if she doesn't fake it first)

Or in gamer terms, a guy who can pluck the delicate strings of a woman at just the right time. No starpower needed.

Wife: "I wish my man could please me like a hymen hero would"

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