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hypocrite

My Father/ most parents

Me: Stop talking shit
Him: Don't fuckin' swear you stupid little bitch, you're a horrible person and I hate you SO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Me: it's good to feel loved... HYPOCRITE

by Calamity Bec May 17, 2008

29๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


hypocrite

a person who says one thing, but does another

Jackie is such as hypocrite. She says she hates bands with women in them, yet she likes Killing Heidi. That band has a woman in it. What a hypocrite.

by Karen Stickney July 16, 2006

22๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


hypocrite

Someone who says one thing in an argument, then turns their back on what they said.

Kelly:"Ha ha, white girl can't jump, you!"
Sonya:"Hey, dumb fuck, you looked in the mirror lately, you are white!"

by Sonya September 24, 2003

26๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


hypocrite

One who criticizes for doing something then turns around and does the very thing to which he was objecting.

Saying that people need to get the sand out of their vagina for being too strict about following the rules and then being a douche a minute later in order to prove a baseless point.

by Angry Mob April 25, 2005

55๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


hypocrite

One who feigns qualities or morals they do not truthfully possess.

"Why do morons try to tell each-other that hypocrite literally means 'One who does something that he tells other people not to do'? Don't they know how to read a real fucking dictionary?"

by The Dark Lord Penisface December 31, 2005

171๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž


hypocrite

a person who says one thing then does the opposite of that thing, or something other than that thing

a word often used when talking politics, but shouldn't be taken seriously.

EVERYONE is a hypocrite. hypocrisy is inevitable.

speaker A: "Wow, George Bush is a hypocrite!"
speaker B: "Wow, you are too!"

by star234gurl June 26, 2006

47๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hypocrite

One who is critical of hippopotamus'.

I say, that hippopotamus can't rap!
Hypocrite!

by Hi nooT June 6, 2010

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