I once ate a beesechurger

A silly stupid line from someone...

Person 1: I once ate a beesechurger

Person 2:Wait what?

I ate a bread

Just saying you ate very delicious bread from a store.

Someone: "Wow what are you eating for lunch?"
You "I ate a bread."

I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it

ok

i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy

I ate doorknob

When you did awful but attempted to be positive about it while being toxic towards yourself at the same time

I ate doorknob last night

i ate a rock

if you say this your saying your dumb

i ate a rock

i ate a cat

he ate a cat

A: I ate a cat.
B: Bro what the fuck.

I ate a feet

h

I ate a feet