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When a man says these 3 "magical" words a woman. He might as well cut off his balls, then hand them to the woman he told this to. Cos if he is serious when he says it (isn't just saying it to get here clothes off), he has more or less given her a verbal, subliminal invitation to walk all over him.
Some idiot: I love you
Some bitch: Wow! Bend over backwards for me, while I treat you like shit and cheat on you.
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a way to get into a girls pants.
man: i love you
woman: *GASP* OH MY GAWD! YOU SAID YOU LOVE ME!!!!! LETS MAKE A BABY!!!
man: heh heh heh, works every time
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something you say to a person you like
it doesnt always work out as planned
Jaime: "I Love You Yvette"
Yvette: "i'm sorry but i don't love you"
Jaime: "i'm so ,disappointed and depressed i'm think i am going to move on to Mona"
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something you have never heard
girl: i love you
you: wakes up
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A lie most people tell to other people
someone : i love you <33
you : i love you too
that person : I don't love you anymore :<
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3 words that are impossible to say and once said the girl thinks she owns you
me:i love you jasmine
jasmine:ohhh thanx now buy me this shit and buy me that shit
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the biggest lie in the history of the world
imma tell that girl i love you so i can get in her pants or just lead her on cause i’m bored
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