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A small and isolated country in the northern Europe, which is very green and has beautiful pastures, and does NOT have glaciers, like the Americans seem to think (see James Bond, Die another day).
My cattle are out on the green pastures in that valley. Just because the name of the country is Iceland it doesnt mean that it has glaciers...
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A icy country close to sweden or germany or some other shitty country like that (notice how i did not use finland). Its a really boring country which consists of.... NOTHING. There are just ice flats which take up most of the country.
Kristjan: Hey i am thinking of going back to iceland
Other Guy: For good?
Kristjan: Nope, just for a few weeks.
Other Guy: SHIT.
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Referred to as the "shit-hole" of the planet. Iceland has a population of approximately 400 people. The gay population on iceland is estimated to be around 395. The other 5 people are phedophiles. There were recent discussions of what to do with the island. Many world leaders voted to nuke it, others voted to invade it and make it a colony. The question of what to do with iceland remains, although Canada may be gearing up to take it over, as they have sent 3 highly trained mounties to overtake the shit-hole.
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When you take both of her lips into your mouth and slurp hard, making a suctioning sound.
Thanks for driving me home! I owe you a BIG Icelandic Slurpee tomorrow after the concert!
a phenom where icelandic kids turn to ghetto niggers
ayo was good ma Icelandic nigger
ite my bad icelandic nigger
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When you javelin a toliet plunger onto a frozen lake and proceed to cannon ball on top of the plunger on the hard ice
Did you just see Chuck hit that Iceland plumber
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