IFS

Insufficient Funds Syndrome. Usually a diagnoses will be performed by your bank, instead of your doctor. Symptons include, but are not limited to; Having to put all your groceries back at the supermarket, Hearing the cashier say, "sorry sir, but you cannot purchase porn and cigarettes because your card has been declined.", And the most severe symptom is having no life, no friends and definitely no girlfriend. Not all people with IFS experience these symptoms, but do not be fooled, this syndrome is not one you would like to contract.

"Dude, I went to the bank earlier and they told me I have IFS, how do I tell my girlfriend?"

"I'm afraid I can't #crackacoldonewiththeboys tonight bro, I have IFS."
"I really want a fidget spinner, but with IFS, my choices are limited to watching videos on YouTube about 11 year old kids who are already fidget spinning pros, when I know that I would be the best in the world if I just didn't suffer from IFS."

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ife

Usually originates from a Blindian heritage. Found to pay upmost respect to people of a Chindian culture. They tend to be wild and found slizzard.

They are so ife

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IFE

In Fucking Economy. This is an expression of dismay when a person fails to achieve a one-class upgrade on a very, very long flight.

OMG, IFE from Tokyo to San Francisco. FML.

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IFS

Internet Faggotry Syndrome, or IFS for short, is where a seemingly normal human being IRL becomes a total faggot online. They transform themselves entirely, much as Optimus Prime does.

Person with IFS:

IRL: Hey man let's go back to my place and watch the game, I hope the (local team name here) win!

On the web: lol! do u want to come over n watch the game? lmao its gona b such a kewl game! lol

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iffed out

Having doubt, not being sure.

I don't man I'm iffed out about whether I should do it or not.

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Star-ifing

To take something scandalous and make it extremely wholesome, just like star

"one second I'm star-ifing the thonged water dragon"

Woodford What Ifs

when you wonder if something else happened

Rodrigo: Woodford What ifs, alfonsoblankshot never happend

jake: 12v1! 12v1!!!

Milo: Gua Gua

adam: Nobody likes me anymore