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When you have the legs of someone super cute who you adore tangled in between your legs under the covers with the lights off
Boyfriend: gotta respect the sandwich :)
Girlfriend: haha I'm gonna take the piss
When you park your car in a big, empty spot on the street only to return later and find that two different people parked very closely in front and back of you.
While not (always) impossible to get out of, they are usually very tricky.
Ah great. I'm sandwiched in. I can't go anywhere until one of them pulls out.
Getting fucked from the front and the backed, in a squishing motion.
Yo, bitch got SANDWICHED at the club!
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two slices of bread with deli meat (sliced thin) in between
"I want to go get a sandwich." "Ok let's go to whataburger" "No you dumbass I said sandwich" "Oh sorry you're right i'm a headass a burger is not a sandwich"
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The new term for MILF, derived from the Busted Tees SILF (sandwich i'd like to fuck) t-shirt. Since one can no longer yell MILF! in order to point out a milf when in public, it can be replaced with sandwich. If a person yells sandwich in public, nobody will think anything of it, except that maybe you are crazy...
Bro 1: YO DUDE CHECK OUT THAT TOTAL MILF
MILF: (SLAP'S BRO 1 ON THE FACE)
Bro 2: Yo man, you can't just yell milf anymore, everyone knows the meaning.
Following day..
Bro 1: YO DUDE CHECK OUT THAT TOTAL SANDWICH!
MILF: (CONTINUES TO MIND HER OWN BUSINESS)
Bro 2: That total what?!?
Bro 1: That total sandwich man; that's the replacement for MILF, so I don't get slapped across the face like yesterday.
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something every women needs to know how to make
bitch, go make me a sandwich...
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when grinding, two peaple get on either side of one person and they all grind together. usually a 2 guys grind with a girl in the middle.
Girl: look at justin and Drake.
Boy: ya there sandwiching sandy
boygirlboy=grinding=sandwiching
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