Sandwich

Literally anything between 2 slices of bread

I have two slices of bread, and in the middle of those I will put every ingredient in my kitchen on it. Slap the other piece of bread on the bitch and boom sandwich.

Sandwich :)

When you have the legs of someone super cute who you adore tangled in between your legs under the covers with the lights off

Boyfriend: gotta respect the sandwich :)
Girlfriend: haha I'm gonna take the piss

sandwiched

Getting fucked from the front and the backed, in a squishing motion.

Yo, bitch got SANDWICHED at the club!

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sandwich

two slices of bread with deli meat (sliced thin) in between

"I want to go get a sandwich." "Ok let's go to whataburger" "No you dumbass I said sandwich" "Oh sorry you're right i'm a headass a burger is not a sandwich"

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sandwich

The new term for MILF, derived from the Busted Tees SILF (sandwich i'd like to fuck) t-shirt. Since one can no longer yell MILF! in order to point out a milf when in public, it can be replaced with sandwich. If a person yells sandwich in public, nobody will think anything of it, except that maybe you are crazy...

Bro 1: YO DUDE CHECK OUT THAT TOTAL MILF
MILF: (SLAP'S BRO 1 ON THE FACE)
Bro 2: Yo man, you can't just yell milf anymore, everyone knows the meaning.

Following day..

Bro 1: YO DUDE CHECK OUT THAT TOTAL SANDWICH!
MILF: (CONTINUES TO MIND HER OWN BUSINESS)
Bro 2: That total what?!?
Bro 1: That total sandwich man; that's the replacement for MILF, so I don't get slapped across the face like yesterday.

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sandwich

something every women needs to know how to make

bitch, go make me a sandwich...

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sandwich

when grinding, two peaple get on either side of one person and they all grind together. usually a 2 guys grind with a girl in the middle.

Girl: look at justin and Drake.
Boy: ya there sandwiching sandy

boygirlboy=grinding=sandwiching

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