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The allergy warning on the back on anything that really tastes good, but can kill you in minutes.
Allergen Statement: This product contains foods, that many contain other foods, that are processed in a facility that processes foods, that may contain milk, milk products, peanuts, nuts, tree products, plant products, or animals products, which many cause an allergic reaction, to this food, or any other food, that contains food when eaten properly or improperly; call 911 if eaten for food or if not conscious lie still, don't panic and wait until help arrives.
(noun)-the act of missing a shot over the cross bar in soccer and having to chase the ball down.
(verb)-missing an easy shot and cussing because you have to chase your ball 50 yards from where you were.
Person 1: "Shoot!"
Person 2: *Shot* and ball flies away
Person 1: HAHA! BANK STATEMENT!
Person 2: *%$@! Can you get my ball please?
Person 1: Hell no! I'm not walking to China today!
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A box used to express your feelings and write messages on.
Our statement box rules beeoythes!
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The opposite of a 'statement win' in sports: a defeat so bad it proves how bad a team really is, especially a team previously thought to be not so bad.
Yeah, I'd say losing by 31 points to the Panthers qualifies as a statement loss.
To make a statement with no evidence to backup your claim and then ignore requests for evidence until it goes away. Also allows an option if caught out, to pretend you never said it. If evidence is produced, ignore it until it goes away.
(Man 1) Global warming is cased by dolphins. (Man 2) That sounds like a trump statement... what proof do you have? (Man 1) What are you talking about? (Man 2) You just said global warming is caused by dolphins? (Man 1) I never said that. I would never say that.
A statement that provides little to no importance, leaves the audience in confusion and is usually followed up with, “and then I found $20” to regain some attention to one’s self.
Hey guys! While was driving to work today, I saw this bird flying this morning pretty high in the sky.... and the I found $20! - that is a Patrick statement
To ejeculate.
I released a statement after a hard after watching my first porn of the day.