The nastiest sex position known to man. Originating in Sweden, it requires at least 3 men and all must be extremely flexible. In fact, it takes people several days to recover from it.
We started off with Kaitlyn pulling the train, but then Justin came, so we decided to do the Ikea.
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Funiture place to get swedish funiture that is trendy but doesnt last a long time because it eventually breaks but the good part is at the end you can eat some $0.50 hotdogs with flys next to the soda machine
Hey lets go to ikea they have those $50.00 cent hotdogs mad out of swedish crap
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Swedish home furnishing store. I don't find the directions that difficult to be honest.
I have had the same red Ikea table since 2005.
Yes, IKEA is a "large Swedish-based furniture store that sells modern-styled furniture."
The stuff looks really good, but it's actually really poor quality. Most IKEA furniture is overpriced and it falls apart in a couple of months.
IKEA's furniture looks good but the quality sucks ass.
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Somebody who seems to find some use for every useless thing sold at Ikea, a furniture store.
"Tom! Don't You think the FLARSEKAD would look great in my office? I really need a chrome paperweight."
"Dammit Honey. You're such an Ikea."
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When a guy has no experience in relationships and is a "fixer upper." He needs a lot of work and remodeling, so he's an "Ikea."
I've dated enough to know that I don't do "Ikeas."
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