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Google Images

The only known way (thus far) to look are pornography on the internet, and not give your computer a crap ton of viruses in the process

Mike: Hey Fred, are you using Google Images?
Fred: No Mike! What makes you think that?
Mike: That glistening handkerchief on the floor gave you away dude...

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

27πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Photographer's image

An image, frequently taken by people with expensive cameras and highly likely to belong to "photographic societies" (a.k.a camera club), that has no emotional impact, social worth, entertainment value or relevance whatsoever but is perceived to display some innate skill in photography.

Essentially it's an exercise in composition over, oh I don't know - content. EXTREMELY likely to be converted to needlessly contrasty monochrome using expensive photoshop plugins that do all the work for you. And if you include diagonal lines you'll make other advocates ejaculate spontaneously because, as we all know, diagonal lines are amazeballs.

You can easily replicate this at home - find a cobbled street, or a building reflection, or literally ANYTHING that's dull as shit. Take the image, making sure you carefully remove any items of human interest, fun, variety, reportage or social meaning then turn it B&W, add an esoteric meaningless title and upload to an elitist, invite only Flickr group. From your Macbook Air.

Not to be confused with Lomography - these jokers are the arch enemies of real photographers.

Google image search for "Edward Weston Attic" - this is widely proclaimed to be a masterpiece by those who value photographer's images. Or Henri Cartier Bresson, another overrated peddler of the "photographer's image".

by mirno February 13, 2013


Image mod

To edit screenshots of tv shows in order to improve it. Commonly in a sexualized way.

There was this image mod of Peridot from Steven Universe twerking, and everyone appears to be mistaking it for a real scene from the show. That’s what happens when you image mod stuff.

by Justicewithtacosandweed December 16, 2019

33πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Raw Image

Another famous gogo band in tha DC metro area.Leader is Big Sixx,Love is on the drums.They be rockin that shit!(Also, all gogo bands have around or over ten members that all do a part in the performance)

If you want see what a gogo is like go to this site.(www.rawimageband.net)Keep in mind this was shot in 2002.They really rowdy now.

by zxulu tha big lip bandit January 7, 2005

57πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Sharper Image

From the eponymous company line of products. Saying "Sharper Image" before an item automatically makes it high-end. Usually, it denotes a high-cost but low-value product that, while appeling to rich folk, those who think they're rich, or those who want to live the high-life, was nevertheless manufactured in China like every other product common people buy.

Since the company filed for bankruptcy, the Sharper Image brand has significantly lost appeal, and is now-a-days synonymous with wasting money on over-priced goods.

"I got these Trump Steaks off Sharper Image, they cost me $100 a pound so they must be delicious."
"Fully endorsed by Donald Trump.... Nice! We're gonna make a great impression at the Young Republicans meeting."

by AvianEddy June 2, 2009

21πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Untitled Image

1. An Untitled graphics file created by an image editing program on a computer.

2. An online community for graphic designers, artists, writers, anime fans and gamers. Home to NetworkShadow.

Save as: Untitled Image.JPG

by nfdman May 10, 2005


Spit and image

So alike that one is the β€œspit and image” of the other. The term is often stated, incorrectly, as the β€œspitting image”.

He takes after his father; he is the spit and image of him.

by Lawrence Wood September 18, 2019