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A game everyone loves and hates.
"Man I love this game so much!"
*gets def artifacts*
"AHHHHH I HATE THIS GAME SM"
*2 seconds later*
"GUYS check out this amazing game called Genshin Impact-"
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The technical terminology for hitting any sort of electronic device to get it to work properly; a solid and punctuated smack or slap.
"Theo noticed the screen on his iPad was slightly scrambled so he quickly implemented the impact calibration principle to the edge of the device. One good smack and the screen was clear as the blue sky on a summer's day.
When a major character gets killed off in the story canon but remains playable coined from the game honkai impact
Oh yeah i love Venti from genshin impact but im afraid hes going to be honkai impacted
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An "Impact Stroke" occurs when a well endowed male (AKA Big Daddy Long Stroke) inserts his penis into the receiving hole (preferably the booty hole of one of his homies, which is also well-lubricated, and possesses the ability to stretch multiple times it's natural cirCUMference) in such a fashion that there is practically no time between the intial entry, and the Balls Deep Burial™️.
Homie 1: "Fuck, you blew the god DAMN outta my mf booty last night!"
Homie 2: "Oh word? After the precum? After the semen? After the IMPACT STROKES, after the skeetin'???"
Homie 1: Yes sir! My booty was lubed tf up, and it ate yo motha fuckin fat cock up so god damn fast, you laid the mf impact stroke on my ass."
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The average game with ass characters, ass fandom, ass gameplay. but the character designs are kinda cool (dont bully me)
Usually people who have a terrible gambling addiction play this, they dream of fucking a 11 year old in the game (dont get me started on the rule 34 of the kids in it).
they spend their entire credit card to get a 5 star character. you will hear screaming, your windows will shatter and your eardrums will be obliterated within a 500 mile radius if they don't get the zhongli guy.
It is very easy to spot a genshit impact fan if they get bullied for playing an anime game, if they have a anime profile picture on social media, or they talk about giant buff 5000 year old demon guys.
Seek immediate shelter if you spot a genshit impact fan, call 80085 immediately, and find a weapon to defend yourself. If threathened, hit them in the balls.
person 1: "i play genshit impact"
person 2: "i will dip your balls in hydochloric acid"
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Who's ever woke up next to a completely ugly troll but still slightly horny? She has that "attached" look in her eyes but you're not a complete asshole so you don't tell her to get the fuck out of your bed. This is the act you take to get her out. An alternative to coyote ugly, safer but still painful, for parting ways.
Step 1: Make sure you always have a bottle of "the hot shit" (Tabasco Sauce, Frank's Red Hot or hotter) next to your bed
Step 2: Say this: "Alright, let me just warm you up."
Step 3: As you move south grab your bottle of "the hot shit" and proceed to douse your tongue with it (this is your sacrifice for the greater good)
Step 4: Lap her pussy like a thirsty dog till "the hot shit" is off your tongue and in her pussy cavity
Step 5: Get the fuck out of her way
If performed properly she will run screaming from your room yelling "IT'S SO HOT, IT'S SO HOT, IT'S SO HOT!" directly into your front door knocking herself out from the impact.
Step 6: Lock your door and go back to sleep
Roommate: "What the fuck is this bitch doing passed out by the front door?"
You: (yelling from your bed) "Oh that bitch? I gave her the flaming impact and she must still be unconscious. Take care of that for me."
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Impact Percussion is an independent winter percussion group based out of Sanford High School in Sanford Maine.
Mission Statement: Impact Percussion seeks to combine traditional marching percussion techniques, with orchestral concepts of musicianship to create an original, inspiring, and educational environment for developing percussionists.
Staff Includes:
Joshua Champagne- Director
Craig Scott- Visual Designer
Andrew Carpenter- Program Consultant
Scott Eugley- Program Coordinator/Battery Arranger
Shawn McKeown- Front Ensemble Instructor/Arranger
Travis Corcoran- Front Ensemble Instructor
Matthew Prive- Front Ensemble Instructor
Zero Tolerance Policies
-The use of illegal or underage substances is prohibited.
-No form of bullying will be allowed. We want to create a welcoming and learning environment for all members!
Audience member 1 "Did you see Impact Percussion?"
Audience member 2 "yeah they were so good I was throwing babies!"