An Oklahoman who plays guitar so fast, that it can only be likened to a Verdi opera: 3 hours of music, some of beautiful and ennobling themes, at times piquant and subtle, other times dramatic and inspiring. Take those three hours of music, those thousands of musical notes, and compress them into 4 measures of incomprehensible speed, delivered with earth-shaking finesse and a raucous disregard for any physiological limit to human auditory perception. A person that plays guitar so fast that your face will melt.
The last girlfriend I had was dearer to me than anything that doesn't have steel strings and pickups. It's with a heavy heart that I must confess that she met a tragic demise. I sat her down to perform for her, as she had never heard me play. Being the flash that I am, within mere seconds of the furious and almost satanically fast deluge of musical notes, she burst into flames and was reduced to a smoldering pile of ash.
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When a police camera, usually mounted to a telephone or utility pole in an urban area, takes a picture of you doing something illegal, i.e., running a red light, speeding, stopping past the crosswalk. Term originated in Philly.
Donte, the more you inch your car over the crosswalk you keep getting flashed, your gonna get like 5 tickets now.
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Dwyane Wade's nickname, courtesy of Shaq.
"Yo, you see Flash take it to the house against Houston last week?"
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British slang for fancy or expensive-looking.
"That's a flash fawney ya got mate. It'd be a shame if I ha' tae break yer finger af tae get it."
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The largest source for web site based computer viruses. Flash is also one of the most hated things by surfers. Surfers always want HTML first and formost without all the intro show of flash. Most computer security minded people uninstall Macromedia and/or Flash plugins to keep their browser running better and virus free.
Don't belive it?? Create two versions of your website. On your Flash into, but a skip button that takes them to the HTML version. After a couple of months, check which page counter is higher.
Macromedia's Shockwave & Flash is #3 of most hated things surfers hate to see.
#1. Pop-Ups / Pop Unders
#2. Music that plays over and over and etc.
#3 Shockwave or Flash graphics. Content is always beter.
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Fake eyelashes applied with lots of makeup as to cover a man or woman's lack of eyelashes or short eyelashes as well as showcase their inner diva.
Mainly used by urban tribes in the nightlife despite the fact flashes are extremely uncomfortable, noticeable and come off periodically from sweating, movement or the use of the crappy non-stick adhesive which comes in every box of flashes.
"hold my flashes while I slap this bitch."
I can't see anything through my flashes, meaning they're definitely on and I'm looking spicy.
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The act of dialing a phone number and letting it ring for no more than three seconds. Popular in Nigeria where 'flashers' are usually piss poor teens/adults low on airtime. The act is very annoying to the individual being flashed as the unwritten law is that you have to call back immediately, but again it is very economical to the 'flasher'.
This olรฉ is flashing me, let me go and buy airtime.
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