In bed

A funny add-on to any fortune cookie reading. When a friend or family member reads their fortune, add on the words "in bed" to that fortune. It makes any fortune a funny fortune!!

1: You shall find great success in the coming months...
2: In bed!!!
Everyone: Hahahahahaha....

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BED

Binge Eating Disorder (see COE)

BED is an eating disorder.

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Bed

Where you were conceived

My parents had sex in their bed, that's the reason why we exist

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Bedding

The act of riding/cruising in the bed of a pick-up truck. Usually consists of the rider with their back against the fold down door and one arm hanging off to side. A popular way to get around for locals on the Island of Guam.

Damn!? Did you see those girls? They were straight BEDDING!

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in bed with

It means he or she has a personal or business relationship with someone else, especially one that seems to be dishonest or undesirable for some reason.

They suspect he is a double agent and is in bed with the enemy

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bed

To make somebody sleep by singing a lullaby or by other means.

Kemi: Have you put the kids to bed
Kunle: Yes ma'am

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bed

something to sleep on and can put someone on

joseph loves beds and putting people to bed.

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