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the before trick

when you place eye drops on your eyes before you begin your marijuana smoking session, works much better than the after trick

jimmy and chris were talking about the before trick and benji asks "wat it it?" jimmy replies by saying "its when u place eye drops before you start smoking" benji with a surprised face says "ooooohhhhhhh"

by cptxcannabis June 2, 2010

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Best Before

1. The day when you unfriend a person on Facebook, unfollow someone on Instagram etc.
2. The day that you break up with someone.

Example 1:
Person 1: What happened to Lanna? She is no longer on your friend list.
Person 2: Yeaaa. Well her best before date was 12 August 2019.

Example 2:
Person 1: Are you still with Rach these days?
Person 2: Nah, her best before date was 10 July 2019.
Person 1: What are you talking about?
Person 2: *explains using this definition*

by PleasantOne August 17, 2019


before long

Very soon

"I will be there before long"

by LIsa llLUI March 22, 2017


Before and After

Taking a dump so large, you wish you weighed yourself 'before and after'

"Dude, where've you been, what's that smell?"

"In the bathroom, just took a before and after. I knew I shouldn't have had that 3rd burrito."
"Gross!"

by Sir Shitzalot April 30, 2010

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Before Picture

This is when somebody's body is misshapen by poor eating habits or drugs, tacky outfit or outdated. It's somebody whose look you would change if you could.

I decided to go on a diet because I was starting to look like a Before Picture naked.
With that Billy Ray Cyrus mullet, he looked like a Before Picture.
Her yellow teeth made her look like a Before Picture.

by MadamexXx February 25, 2009

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Best Before

The date when a product might lose taste but won't poison you after you eat it.

Guy 1: We gotta throw out the cake
Guy 2: Dude, it's two days past the best before, it won't kill you.

by The Man with the Golden Gun January 13, 2013

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before-bedder

When someone who still lives with their parents has a marijuana session before going to bed. To pull off a successful before-bedder, one needs a Bounce-blower in order to cover the incriminating scent. It is recommended that the person performing the before-bedder go under their covers (with their pipe or bong, etc., as it is not as effictient with a joint), and after taking a rip, cover the bowl with their hand and then breathe through their Bounce-blower and into a shirt (the shirt is used to absorb the scent). Afterward, it is wise to watch TV (if you have one in your room); watch a comedy show, or movie, if you have the means.

Alex was too scared to have a before-bedder until Joe told him that he had had one in his parents' bedroom after they had gone to sleep.

by Zoomster April 5, 2006

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