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Like most other states, nonresidence makes you ignorant to florida. Florida has 2 seasons. Summer and not as hot Summer. It is mistaken in the fact that everyinch of the florida coast isnt beautiful pristein water with beautiful half naked girls. The left coast has constant redtide and mangroves. House are constantly subject to change by mother nature, who has her own ideas about architecture. Florida style is not pink walls and tacky seafoam green coaches. That is what californian interior diseigners do to crappy little motels. Florida is tastefully latin. We do know how to vote, but the old people are to much of a pussy to just push the god damn thing through. We do not have aligators in our backyards. I have been a life long florida resident and have seen a good 2 wild aligators, and that was on one of thoose cheap tours where the aligators coem for the food. Wich makes them subsiquently, not wild. We dont love tourists, we love there money. Florida is a great place to vacation, but dont get me wrong. Florida is for floridians. Dont bring your fucking BMW's and building restrictions, beautification commities and stylists because you will single handedly sink florida. it happend before, dont do it agian.
Florida was beautiful, till you fuckers desided to come polute it.
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Some crazy place where people are uneducated and thick headed.
Florida man fucks tree in park
the most southern part of kentucky and the most northern part of havana, cuba.
florida=jacksonville and miami
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My own personal hell. A place for the newly wed, and the nearly dead. It's an okay vacation spot, but when you move here, you'll see it's not exactly paradise. It's not as pretty as you might think. There's absolutely nothing to do, and no one to meet. Unless you're visiting a retirement home. The beaches ae nice, but even that gets old. Huricanes are the worst. It ains all summer long. The seasons don't change. It's just hot, really fucking hot, and somewhat chilly. More humidity and moisture in the air than a damn sauna. America's penis.
You live in Florida? Sucks to be you.
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Acronym: Fuckin' Lazy Old Retired Individuals Driving Around
"Man, this guy in front of me is soooooo Florida..."
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For those who weren't born or raised in Florida most answers are ignorant...Florida is a place where, yes, there are alot of old people...yet alot of young hot women & men (your preference here)...Only one season, and warm water and weather year round...Florida is a state in which most of the rest of the country's young population wishes they lived...a place where we do know how to party (see...Daytona, Panama City, Key West, Ybor City, South Beach, Boca Raton, Fort Myers Beach, oh yea, Girls Gone Wild Vol. 1-50, list goes on), a place where all the other states boyfriends or girlfriends (your preference again) go to spend their Spring Break with us locals...and we thank you for that...education lacks some places, so does the english language, but name a state where it doesn't? As for driving skills, they don't lack with true Floridians, just the ones who visit here for vacation or only half the year (snow birds from up NORTH), in which they probably came from your state...Florida is also "THE HOME" for football (see Florida, Fla State, Miami, USF) and their trophies...The "best" recruits in the nation usually play here in pop warner and high school...Home to some of the nicest beaches in the country...When people say we can't count (election), your speaking to your education systems...Remember, most of Florida's population is from your states...
When it comes to partying, Florida is the only place to go...
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