ass pantry

tahnee saromines has a blown out pussy so she lets guys fuck her ass on the first night in their kitchen pantry. example. ass pantry.

THIS Whore IS AN ASS Pantry

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pantry

used as a secret term for marijuana

Dude lemme get some a dat pantry.

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pantry item

obscure term for non-perishable items (e.g. canned goods or spices)

invitation: "please bring a pantry item."

reader: "A... what?!" O-o

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Cock Pantry

The asshole. Also, cock crisper.

When she's done eating the cock, he puts it in her 'cock pantry'.

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Pantry Pussy

A term referring to a female sexual partner so obese in body mass that her primary function being served to the male partner is to use the fat rolls in her abdomen as literal shelves for food storage

Me getting back home from a long exhausting day at work: mmmm I can't wait to finish last night's leftovers
Me finding out my house as been robbed upon arrival: yo someone's been all in my shit! They cleared out the fridge and all the fucking cupboards!
Nobody:
Literally not a single soul:
Also me nonchalantly: well I guess it's time to hit up the pantry pussy and have her come thru so I don't go hungry tonight 🤷 ♂️

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put the beans in the pantry

This is a phrase used in a situation where people need to calm down. In this particular phrase , beans represents the harsh feelings or the feelings of anger. Putting the beans in the pantry represents the harsh feelings being put aside until they can be further resolved.

Greta: I hate you!
Natalie: Toes too (look it up)

Bradley: Guys, PUT THE BEANS IN THE PANTRY!

Greta: You're right Bradley

Natalie: Lets stay friends

Coming out of the pantry

When someone comes out as pansexual.

Me: I have something to tell you. Ive decided to come out.
My mom: OMG youre gay?
Me: no im coming out of the pantry, not the closet.
Her: what?
Me:I'm pansexual

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