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when a loser wannabe friend with hella white legs trys to pull up his pants on ur ass aka wat casey does everyday
"shield your eyes!"
"casey u fucking cunt"
from ur friends victor and jonas
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Staring at someone you find attractive in your rear view mirror while at the drive thru.
Bob and I were at the drive thru and I noticed he was gettin fries with his eyes. I then asked bob, "are you getting fries with your eyes man?" i wanted to see so i turned around and saw this beautiful blonde.
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For only your eyes, not your sexual organs. Commonly used when referring to pictures.
Person 1: Whoa, this is a really deep philosophy article.
Person 2: Ohhhh...so good..fap fap fap!
Person 1: Dude, for your eyes only.
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An invitation to a sleeping person to join an orgy.
"Max, everyone is naked! Open your eyes!"
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Said when a person hooked up or entered a relationship with someone that was not really a great person or a good match for them, but they were attractive (or, at least, their eyes were).
"You know, Cindy, you were a mistake. I never meant to sleep with your father that night... damn his eyes!"
"Would you stop following me around? I don't like you! We just made out that one time... damn your eyes!"
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A really great song by MCR that WILL make you cry if you are already feeling things.
I was listening to 'The Light Behind Your Eyes' by MCR and it was AWESOME!!
Look out for Watch out Look ahead Stay focused focus
Don't forget, keep your eyes peeled for bear tracks out there.