Your mother

She's fat and dumb

Your mother's so fat, when she gets on an elevator, she has no choice but to go down!

Your mother.

Something polite you say when you dont know what too say

waiter: what would you like to eat?
you: hmmm, ill think about it. Your mother.

Your Mother

The person that can't get enough of my cock

Your mother stroked my genetals last night

Your mother

Is a big PB&J wrong in your ass

Your mother

your mother

a fucking gay bitch that force feeds you and never gives a shit on what u think of her. :)

your mother is such a fucking gay bitch listen..

"hey mo-"
mom: "i dont give a shit cmere. lemme go force feed the fuck out of your face"

Your mother

Your mother is one of the largest and heaviest objects in the universe, weighing in at 1.989 x 1030 kg. To get an idea of how big this is, this is 330,000 times the weight (mass) of Earth. In our solar system, your mother is by far the heaviest object.

Mary: What is the heaviest thing in the universe?
Jeremy: Your mother

your mother

common joke. you might see your friends saying this..:/

person i: "do you know where the bag of groceries is?" person 2: "in your mother!!!"