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income tax

Income tax is a tax on the income of a person or corporation. In the United States, it is usually collect at both the state and federal level; however, there are a few states which do not currently tax personal income.

The abover definition is completely false, because the federal income tax doesn't discriminate between sources of income from government occupations and private labor. See e.g. 26 U.S.C. ยง 61. Otherwise, how would the federal government be able to fund its operations?

Tax protestors and other fringe lunatic types make all kinds of specious, pseudo-legal arguments to try to avoid paying the income tax. They put their own idiosyncratic spin on the laws to try to defend their actions. The IRS and the federal courts don't appreciate this, and usually fine them out the ass for their frivolous litigation

by J-rad January 7, 2007

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income-odious

A wage that is grossly inadequate given the undesirable nature of the task.

Rtrell loudly declined minimum-wage employment debriding the bed sores of grossly obese shut-ins, proclaiming "Rtrell don't scrub no stanky fat ass for no income-odious wage!"

by texlex61 January 29, 2009

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Incomming Crapstrike

People with constipation problems sometimes take too much laxatives.
With that their crap goes airborne and becomes a crapstrike.

Guy 1: shit i won't make it to the toilet!
guy 2: No, whatever you do, just don't...
Guy 1: Incomming Crapstrike
Guy 2: NOOOOO >FLATSJ!<

by Dj Urdjen May 30, 2010

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income extortion

Money you pay into state and federal government for services you never receive and will never receive a refund on.

Just filed my annual income extortion papers with the state and IRS, there's some money I'll never see again.

by LexLover April 3, 2016

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Aidens Income

Aiden earns ZERO FUCKING DOLLARS A MONTH AND GETS NO BITCHES

Wow You earn more than aidens income a month

by Aiden is a bitch April 15, 2022

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Geared-Income

Geared Income (welfare) is a form of monetary contribution (taxes) made on behalf of the government to only the laziest and most useless human beings. In an effort to keep track of the scum of society better and study their breeding habits, the government decided to house them in large clusters, called "geared income housing units" (ghetto) To ensure that the sub-humans don't die off before the government decides to kill them off, free health care is also offered. (rabies vaccine) the working class largely fund this experiment. Geared income recipients have more spending power than those who work for a living, because the government has pampered them in order to keep them colonized.

Yeah, she's on geared-income

by Amadeus38 August 9, 2011

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Low Income Lunch

A lunch generally made out of inexpensive ingredients, such as a ham/bologna, cheese, and mayo (or miracle whip) sandwich. This lunch can also be a last resort option if nothing else is found around the living quarters to consume.

I cant find anything else good to eat! I better make me a low income lunch.

by Cobbzorz January 19, 2012

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