index finger

A finger yes a finger nothing else
What did you expect

This is my index finger

5👍 3👎

index toe

the second toe from your big toe

my index toe is longer than my big toe

18👍 14👎

the marble index

A truly Canadian band with a truly Canadian sound. They are not know beyond the borders and are sometimes called pussies by the Canadians because it has suddenly become cool to hate on Canadian bands.
They mostly produce up-beat love songs with catchy tunes and slurred words that make the lead singer seem drunk all the time.
An over-all fairly decent band.

The Marble Index is Canadian all the way, yo...

8👍 5👎

First Index

1--A pit of torturous hell, unending shit of Boiling gaseous fumes.
2-- A violent end with no future in sight.

I would rather have uncontrollable diarrhea and drink a bucket of AIDS, then work at First Index!

4👍 2👎

circumference index

This is the distance around a girl. If it is too high, move on.

Usually measured in what you can touch when you put your arms around a girl.

1 = Upper Arms
2 = Elbows see elbow theory
3 = Fore arms
4 = Hands
5 = Nothing

She's hitting a 2 on the circumference index.

6👍 4👎

Fatman Index

A variation of the heat index for weather. The fatman index measures how well each person handles the heat. Some people don't mind the heat, others fear it like grim death. The worse you handle heat, the higher the fatman index. This is based on the real lazy fat man who hates the heat and sweats like a pig. Originates from the area of Genoa, Illinois.

"This heat is terrible! fatman index is through the roof!"

"Better not go outside. It's hot and humid, not to mention the fatman index."

6👍 5👎

The Shit Index

A glossary of terms containing the word "Shit", used to describe various objects situations.

The index is as follows:

- Apeshit: Insanely, possibly dangerously aggressive
- Batshit: Deranged, crazy, bizarre
- Bullshit: Lies, False, Untrue
- Chickenshit: Cowardly, fearful
- Dipshit: Foolish, stupid
- Dogshit: Low quality, very easy to damage

- Horseshit: Blatantly unfair, biased toward one side over another
- The Shit: Very impressive, widely enjoyable

Proper usage of the Shit Index is key to good hyperbole.