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it is the same as a booty call
I'm going to call sarah for some instant pussy
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Instant karma is, for you low minded children, like paying back for 'sins' almost imediantly after you commit it. Karma is an idea from Buddhism and Hinduism. Talk bad about the Dali Llama, and you'll get some instant karma. SAVE TIBET!
Bobby kicked his sisters cat. Because of instant karma, he fell going down the stairs five minutes later. Bobby is a dumb ass bastard, and he deserved it.
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1)immediate satisfaction; the quick attainability of happiness or of contentness.
2)Orgasmic.
1)Children always seek instant gratification.
2)That ho? She instant gratification.
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1. Like a Hot Karl, but faster.
2. An "Instant Ricky" requires 2 People. One person lays on their back and sticks their butt in the air. A second person stuffs the contents of an instant soup packet (hence instant) and mixes it, followed by the second person drinking the mixture of soup and feces.
- Hey, dude, pick up some instant soup packets. We're gonna have some fun at my place tonite.
- Eww... have you heard about an "Instant Ricky"? It's disgusting. I wanna try it.
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(n) When a penis becomes uncontrollable.
I had instant froogdum. That's how that old lady got pregnant.
new Tinder hunk who immediately unmatches
Carl was super excited to match with Jacob—a 6'4" former baseball player who seemed nice and single. upon swiping to his matches page Carl saw Jacob pulled an instant ghost and deleted the connection. "Jacob is a dick; don't be like him" Carl thought to himself.
When just verbally conversing with a woman by saying the right thing at the right time instantly makes a mess in her underwear.
He didn't even say that many words but they were the right ones and her only response was instant wet.