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The creature known as the intersection eyeballer is the person opposite of you at a two, three, or four way stop sign who, regardless of coming to a complete stop several seconds before you, looks you up and down for some time until you cannot handle it anymore and proceed to drive out of turn.
Whoa that SUV has been at the other end of the intersection for quite some time. This is pretty close to a stop sign standoff except he's staring me pretty hard. Let's cut this intersection eyeballer off and get out of here
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When two seemingly normal sounding words are said togeather to mak a dirty or dirty sounding word or phrase.
Person 1: Dude my geometry teacher totally made a Dirty Word Intersection, he said "ray pass" and it sounded like rape ass!
Person 2: You're a Queer.
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When there's a four-way stop sign intersection a quarter mile ahead of you with no cars in it, that suddenly has cars converging from all sides at the same as you, making it impossible to discern who's supposed to go, and making a hazardous situation.
I had a bad case of Murphy's Intersection Law driving home. No one knew who was supposed to go, and we all crashed into each other.
A dick in each hand, a dick in the mouth, a dick in the ass and a dick in the vagina, and everyone looks at each other wondering who goes first.
The guys and I were having a five way intersection last night and finally John decided he'd finish first.
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"You can 'watch 'n' observe' as carefully as you please while driving and you will still miss your turn-off, and so no amount of continued 'Oh, I'm sure it's just around the next curve" tootling further down the road will bring you to it. But if you do actually decide to turn around and go back to see if you did inadvertently pass your desired intersection, it will of course NOT be 'back there', and you will subsequently find out that you'd been within just a few hundred yards of it at the point when you'd turned around, and so you simply wasted gas and time by backtracking; it had indeed been 'just around the next corner', and so you'd have reached it the first time if you simply hadn't been so gol-durned impatient."
I missed my turn-off during a road-trip because I was carefully watching out for traffic and thus never noticed the side-road I wanted --- classic case of Murphy's Law of Intersections!
A dog-leg intersection is one witch the streets do not match up. The intersection causes one to make two turns instead of going strait to stay on the same road.
At the dog-leg intersection turn left then right to continue on Oak Street.
An intersection is when two men and a woman are engaging in sexual intercourse, and the man spreads the mans buttcheeks rather than the womans
Yo did you hear about Dobrusia, Herman and Reoa's threesome?
Yeah, i heard Herman spread Reoa's asscheeks more rather than Dobrusia's, it was an intersection rather than a threesome