Better out than intimate

To break wind whilst being intimate with someone. The release of said gas is often associated with the other participant(s) in the sexual act discontinuing their participation.

''Well, looks like I'm on the hunt for a new girlfriend again. Susie and I were really connecting spiritually and emotionally during an extended Alabama lane change, but a better out than intimate squeezed its way out of my anüs as I was going for it and the gas has caused her to suffocate and die. If I'm being brutally honest, the initial chloroform might have been a culprit in the suffocation too.''

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Intimate Partner Violence

Something that only animals engage in. If you engage in Intimate Partner Violence (IPV), you are considered an animal. And that's not a compliment.

Me, to my bro: Did you just commit Intimate Partner Violence?

Bro: Yeah lol

Me: You fucking animal.

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PIA(Previous Intimate Associate)

An individual of an opposite sex who you used to associate Intimately. Never dated actually but now cut ties . So no more bootycalls or Dickappointments

Yo Payton I cut ties with my PIA (Previous Intimate Associate) last night

She a thot.PIA(Previous Intimate Associate)

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pop when we get intimate

louis tomlinson pops his alpha knot during intercourse with harry styles

“you pop when we get intimate”

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intimate walking

Another word for dancing

My friend and I engaged in intimate walking this afternoon for the first time in a fortnight.

The most intimate thing

It's like that Christmas song. 🎶It's the most wonderful time of the year🎶

Hym "Except it isn't the most wonderful time of the year. It's the middle of winter. Until 5-7 years ago it was below 0 here every year. It's literally the worst time of the year but it's moral significance is inflated by and incest slavery cult. The same logic applies to the most intimate thing you can do. They are already doing it for money. They aren't going to stop doing it. We're in a state of legal prostitution for the wealthy and the poor being priced out of the market by the state. The sex act is a commodity. Relationships don't work."

Intimate

1. When two people are within eachothers minds, without boundaries
2. So violent that you rip said person's face off like a chimpanzee
3.somethung personal

I walked in and things got a little too intimate

Don't try to run or else things might get Intimate