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1. Anal prolapse, as a result of excessive entry in the backdoor without sufficient lubrication beforehand. See also pink sock.
"Man, when I pulled out, that shit went all inverted starfish."
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When you fuck a fat black chick
I just had sex with a inverted gorilla
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A sexual position in which a man has anal sex with a girl while she flips under his legs and eats fishsticks from his anus.
Im hungry, wanna do the inverted seahorse?
Imma Inverted seahorse the F**k out of you!
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Note The Stranger:
The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
The Inverted Stranger:
The act of riding your bicycle for so long that your junk falls asleep, and proceeding to punishish the hobbit. This will give the sensation of jerking off another's junk.
After a long bike ride, there's nothing I like better than to come home, open a brew and pretend I'm jerking off Bronson Pinchot. The inverted stranger with the perfect stanger.
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A sexual postion in which a man holds a woman or another man upside down, who moans or squaks with each thrust.
Patrick: So Nate, what are you and Kirsten upto?
Nate: Well i though i might try to catch an inverted pelican with her
Patrick: CAW CAW CAW
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When a woman arches her back over a man so while she’s slurping his man-meat, he’s both eating her ass and diddling her clam. Requires intense focus and discipline to get the most out of
I never thought I’d ever give a rim job, then my wife showed me the Inverted 69
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A somewhat rare condition in males and females in which the nipples have soft/puffy aureolae and an in-turned nip. They can, however, be extroverted temporarily when aroused.
It is rumored that inverted nipples are more sensitive than normal nipples.
(o) Normal nipples. (o)
(-) Inverted nipples. (-)
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