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My Friend Your Friend

The clear definition and rules of this buddy system are as follows...
When an introduction of a conquest and/or person of interest takes place in a social setting, and to clarify the person you are introducing them you are currently hooking up or intend to hook up with the person you are introducing to another friend. When stated "My friend", you imply that the person you are introducing is fair game to make a move on.
When stated "Your friend" means she is spoken for and YOU may not, make a move on, and should respect that YOU have plans in place and/or have already done enough ground work to seal the deal.

Warning: Buddies that violate the rules of My Friend Your Friend, may be subject to multiple cock blocking, harassment, ridicule and organized swooping by other buddies...

Habitual violators may earn the dishonorable title Harbor Shark see additional definition

Theory is:
Buddies are welcome to sleep with "My Friends" but not "Your friends"

This is the examples of my friend your friend.

Hey Dave, This is my friend Bertha. (Buddy system code for she is fair game)

Hey Dave, This is your friend Trixie. (Buddy system code for I'm already on it and want it... don't harbor shark me)

by Haywood Jablowmie pdxx July 18, 2010

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


go look for your friends

An Israeli expresion meaning: I'm through with you, don't come to me asking for anything now, after you let me down - go & find someone else to help you.(lech, hapes ta'haverim shha)

a: please, let me try again, this time it will be o.k.
b: go look for your friends, buzz off.

by CDST July 27, 2005

17πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


eat your friends day

Eat your Friends Day: A day where you eat your friends!

example: "hey wanna go eat each other? sure!"

happy eat your friends day!

by platonictubbo August 15, 2021


shit on your friend day

On November 27 you can shit on your friend no matter what time it is.

You: hey friend. Guess what day it is?
Friend: what day is.. oh no
You: I GET TO SHIT ON YOU
Friend: why
You: it’s shit on your friend day

by Cal_bill November 27, 2021


Don't name your friends.

We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

by Some1 @ the internet March 14, 2021

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


be a bitch to your friends day

it’s september 7th. go tell ur friends ur least favorite things about them. be as bitchy as possible.

bro it’s september 7th! that means it’s be a bitch to your friends day. ur fucking ugly man!

by hiyokocorez September 6, 2020


tell all your friends

the first and pretty much only great albaum from the band taking back sunday, which at their peak is one of the most badass bands around. every track is great with the exception of the blue channel which is somewhat decent. one of the best albaums ever...

the songs on their ep with various line ups, rank shorty bellow t.a.y.l

me: "you should tell all your friends about tbs's new albaum tell all your friends or i'll punch you in the head"

you: "ok man" :/

me: "damn straight bitch ass"

by hazy_eyes_91 February 4, 2009

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž