Life isn't fair.

What people say to justify doing unfair things.

Defendant: How come OJ gets to kill his wife and I don't?
Judge: Life isn't fair. Go to jail and die.

Judge: How come I'm getting a parking ticket even though I fine people for that shit every day?
Cop: Because life isn't fair.

Cop: How come you get a steak dinner for killing someone and all I can ever afford are bagels and donuts?
Defendant: Life ain't fair motherfucka!

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Or my name isn't

What someone says when they are doing or going to do something, the meaning being if they don't do that, they aren't themselves.

Cool! Bikes! This will help us get to that store, or my name isn't .

This Isn't a beach It's a Bathtub

Literally the most retarded porn video I could find.

yuh, i was watching porn, and the chick says, "I see you don't have a lifeguard for your beach", and the guy in the bathtub goes, "Lady this isn't a beach it's a bathtub!"

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Isn't worth a bean

A colloquial saying meaning "worthless".
It cannot be used in reverse i.e. "is worth a bean" because a "bean" is thought to be worthless, and not be worth a bean is to less that worthless, so to be "worth a bean" has such a broad meaning it is indeed meaningless.

"Chamillionaire's album isn't worth a bean"

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Pee isn't real

Pee isn't real means you denied wetting yourself even tho it's obvious that you actually pissed yourself

Ray shouted Pee isn't real when it's obvious that she has peed herself

The sky is beautiful isn't it?

It goes by I love you in poetic way however it is more used such as "I'm afraid of loving you yet I know I also can't have you"

"The sky is beautiful isn't it?"

a one that isn't cold

Scarsely a one at all

The property of ones: The oneitude is directly proportional to the colditude of the one.

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