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Contrary to idioty belief, the Israeli army are not terrorists or killers. They protect their country just like any other. They are the 3rd best army in the world due to sheer size and ability with the fact that they recruit manditoraly at age 18.
Palistinians think that they can just slowly move in with armed forces and kill Israeli people and have no recourse.... silly people!
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One of the best Army's in the world suprisingly. Reasons for this are because there is a law that states when you turn 18 you goto the military. Only israel is outdone by china or america due to sheer size and technology. America is the best however.
America and Israel would probably own everyone if the shit hits the fan!
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The act of eating eggs, cottage cheese, nutella, tuna mix, avocado, and olives out of a woman's pussy.
Ezekiel: "I had the best israeli breakfast this morning before shacharit at the synagogue"
Abraham: "Oy vey!"
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When one man places one testicle in the eyes of a sleeping person. The sleeping person must not wake up until the Israeli Goggler slaps them as hard as he can on the face.
Guy1: "Hey, what's that hand mark on your face?"
Guy2: "Oh, that's nothing - one of the guys had me in an Israeli Goggle this morning, I was way too out of it to realise."
Guy1: "Man, that's bad luck"
Guy2: "Hell yeah; the balls were so far in I had to pull them out to see"
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The Israeli Army consists of unbelieveable people that will sacrifice their life for the good of the rest of the isralies. Yes, you are by law forced to join the army at the age of 18, but as an Israele, I know I speak for all other Israelies, becoming a soldier is an honour. Like your grandparents, and parents before you did. It's something you are born into. Seeing soldiers walking down the street. Like 18 year old kids in America, for them they know it's the normal, logical thing to go into College. For Isralies, the only thing that makes sense is going into the Army. For guys more than girls, it is important to get into the best units. It's a sign of bravery and who's more of a "man". The Israeli army (IDF) shapes the Israelis identity. It makes them who they are. It toughens them, and it connects them to their country. It is the best thing a person can go through. And I am greatful to be apart of such a unified country.
Tomer: "So Liran, what unit do you want to go into in the Israeli Army?"
Liran: "I want to be an F-16 pilot"
Tomer: "Oh yea, wasn't your dad a pilot as well?"
Liran: "Yea, from a young age he told me amazing stories about it. But I know I am more privilged, because technology is amazing now, and the planes are unbelievable"
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Finger a girl who you didn't know was on her period.
Dude, I tried to finger my girlfriend last night, didn't know she was on the blob. Turn out to be a complete Israeli Finger). Blood and guts everywhere.
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1) A national citizen of the State of Israel.
2) A double-nationality citizen of Israel (the other nationality is often European or North American) whose non-Israeli passport might be used in an overseas assassination attempt.
See Israel Palestine
Example:
European-Israeli citizen 1: "Dude! I saw my photo on the list of those wanted by the Interpol for the killing of Hamas man in Dubai!"
European citizen 1: "It sure was a mistake to take your European passport with you to Israel!"
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