You got me

You have me with you no matter what forever.

Dont have to worry about anything, you got me.

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you shittin' me

Slang for, "You're joking."

"Yo dawg, I heard dis bitch had a kid last week yo."
"You shittin' me, dawg!"

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will you marry me

asking someone to be your partner

will you marry me

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you got me

a sarcastic response to a lame joke made at the speakers expense

Casper: Hey Jake, you know that cheeseburger you just ate. You thought it didn't have mayo, but I put it on there and you totally didn't know.
Jake: (Rolling his eyes) You got me.

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you played me

Getting played, thought you were something to someone but really you were getting taken as a joke the whole time.

jake: Hey you haven't been answer my calls
Lily: yea because you played me
Jake: your trippin

Lily: ON THE PHONE WITH OTHER WOMEN, IM JUST YOUR BOOTY CALL.
Jake:chillll it's not that serious

Lily: you played me, bye jake
Jake: shit I don't even care

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will you bury me

Will you marry me has lost all sense of meaning with half of them ending up in divorce. Will you bury me indicates farther commitment.

Man: Will you bury me?

Woman: Do scottich men wear dresses?

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You hear me

Something you say when you agree with some one 100%

person one: moe....it’s 96 degrees today
Person two: damn it’s hot af out here moe

Person one:you hear me!!

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