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Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arriving

British people fucking.

Becky:Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arriving‼️‼️

by Batman‼️🦇 June 13, 2023


Fullmoon Arrival

When a man ejaculates on an elderly woman's corpse that's been freshly dug up on a full moon.

Bruh, did you see the obituary? I'd give her a fullmoon arrival!

by Xpi_Piper September 10, 2021


Fullmoon Arrival

When a man ejaculates on a elderly woman's freshly dug up body, on a full moon.

"Bruh- Did you see the obituary? Check the lunar calendar and grab the shovel, we're going to the cemetery! We're giving grandma a fullmoon arrival tonight."

by Xpi_Piper September 12, 2021


A New Challenger Arrives!!

Is Elon won't do it I will. The Anti-Elon! For a million dollars. Going to need a 6 week training camp and money to supplant my income while I train.

A New Challenger Arrives!!
Bahbahbahbah Bahbahbahbahbahbuh buhbuhbuh bahbahbahbahbuuuh!

by Hym Iam August 17, 2023


your shipment of fail has arrived

a reaction to a bad meme

your shipment of fail has arrived.

by catsrulesomuch February 2, 2020


ghostly arrival

An unwanted spanking by a ghost, generally in works of fiction

Casper gave me a ghostly arrival that only he could issue. His cold, dead hands slapped my bottom like a tea towel hitting a bluebottle.....”

by Dick Rasch July 30, 2018


Dead On Arrival

Used to describe a situation where an electronic device, electrical component, or other functional piece of equipment is purchased secondhand (or in semi rare cases, purchased new) online or in person, only for the consumer to discover that said item was broken or rendered non-functional.

"I bought two of these SSDs, because the first one was DOA. In case you don't know, DOA means dead on arrival, and that's not nice."

by Buttered Quayle February 15, 2023