itch list

list of things that you are itching to do.

Synonym: bucket list

Ayesha had 40 items on her itch list and it was full of exotic travel destinations!

Itch Fest

The act of being very itchy

I slept with that girl last night and now I'm having an itch fest below my equator.

Robo Itch

The Robo itch is intense and painful itching/rash caused by taking recreational doses of Robitussin Cold and Cough medicine. Does not happen to everyone, but if it happens to you, you can sometimes avoid it by taking an antihistamine, such as benadryl. Watch out for syrups containing antihistamines though!

Me: Man, the last time I did DXM I got the worst robo itch. I was in so much pain I thought I was on fire. I was so close to scratching myself raw that I decided that it would be my last experience with robo.

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oxy itch

The unrelenting and sometimes overwhelming itchiness of the body usually associated with the use of OxyContin, or other opiate painkillers.

Some enjoy it, others hate it.

"Man, that OC 80 is really giving me the oxy itch, I think my scrotum is bleeding."

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ink itch

A feeling/craving to get a tattoo.

Now I've got the ink itch afer seeing Chris's new tattoo.

Index Itch

The act of using an anti-itch cream to settle down the itch on ones trigger finger.

A: "Man, Dave had to go to Walgreens twice last night for his index itch!"

B: "Tommy needed a bottle of itch cream. He said if he didnt get it A.S.A.P. he might take me out!"

C: "Pass the strap, THERE OUT OF GOLD BOND!!!!!"

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Jock Itch

Jock itch is a medical condition that occurs around the testicals and weiner. Jock itch is typically found in males, as males have penises and girls have vaginas(See Great White Sharks).

The origin of the itch occurs as sweat, oils, and dirt are rubbed between the junk and the thigh. This forms "Duck Butter." Duck Butter, when at the proper temperature, is feasted upon by fungus. As we know, fungus grows in dark, moist, and temperate conditions. As this fungus grows, the leaves and branches tickle the the areas around ones genitals and creates Jock Itch.

A three-month loaf of bread looks like Jock Itch.

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